Bible scholars say the oldest book of the Bible isn't Genesis,
but the Book of Job. Which means, I suppose, that the first lessons
we're really meant to learn were these:
1. Life's not fair.
2. Shit happens.
3. It's not always your fault.
4. Your friends will sometimes blame you anyway.
5. You can yell at God if you really have to.
6. But if you do, he'll probably yell back.
7. You'll get everything you lost back in the end,
as long as you don't give up and kill yourself first.
Okay. Got it. Next.
